Escape from Arellano (or can you say...
Me: Bakit nakasara ‘tong gate? Ayaw na magpalabas?
Guard: ‘Wag daw po magpapalabas e.
Me: Ano, ikukulong nyo kami dito? (starting to open the gate myself)
My classmate: Ako na. (opening the gate)
Guard: ‘Di daw ho pwede magpalabas e...
Me: Are you crazy?! (i honestly can't decide whether to laugh wildly or throw a fit)
Guard: (gets distracted by a honking car—here’s someone who actually wants to enter the campus)
Me: This is crazy. (pushing the gate open and stepping out)
My classmate: Takbo!
Aug 30th